Poon-Faggot

A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.
Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!

Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.
by sweetdeeonfire December 23, 2009
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Chipspunk

Ted: Dude!! I think that squirrel just Chipspunked all over my head!

Bob: Nah bro, that was me!
by sweetdeeonfire December 24, 2009
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