Definitions by sweetdeeonfire

Chipspunk 

The semen of any small woodland creature.

Ted: Dude!! I think that squirrel just Chipspunked all over my head!

Bob: Nah bro, that was me!

Chipspunk by sweetdeeonfire December 24, 2009

Poon-Faggot 

A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.

Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!

Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.

Poon-Faggot by sweetdeeonfire December 22, 2009