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Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009
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Playing above the rim

playing basketball above the rim, with plays like dunking and alley-ops
I have to say I'm impressed, because its very uncommon, to see a white guy playing above the rim
by Flip727 October 21, 2011
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playing the cello

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.
Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.
by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008
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playing through

To avoid sleeping for a long period of time and keep going in style - usually with some chemical assistance.

Or, to make a quick stop by a friend's abode to procure said chemicals.
1) "Welcome! Are you guys gonna hang out for a bit?"

"Oh no, we're just playing through. Are Tina or Charlie here at the moment?"

"No, but Molly is in the back. You want to meet her?"

"Sure! Bring her out."

2) "Mind if we play through?"
by forecraft July 8, 2009
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playing through

When a friend is hooking up with someone in the room, and then a couple of his (or, less frequently, her) buddies will come into the room naked, aside from a golf club & ball, and perhaps a swanky hat.

The two mid-coitus lovebirds will likely object, at which point those golfing are obliged to inform them: "Oh, don't mind us, we're just playing through."

Done more for comedic effect than any sort of malice. Negative effects to friendship can be mended with naked apology.
1.(Bobby hears Dee and Martin in the room hooking up, and immediately drops trou.)

Bobby's friend: Dude, what are you doing? Put your dick away.
Bobby: No can do. They're holding up play.
Bobby's friend: Christ, I'll go grab the putter.

2. Dee: What the FUCK?! Why are you guys here? And why are you naked? Get out!
Players: (In British Accent, audible whisper) Oh my. It seems the pitch is slightly elevated here, but he's judged it beautifully... magnificent shot.
Dee: Martin, say something!
Martin: It's fine, they're just playing through. And look at that stroke. So elegant (gives Bobby high-five).
by president number 3 May 3, 2009
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Platinum Splash

1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases

2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend

2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008
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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.
by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017
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