slap your plastic

To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)

by BioMenace December 10, 2008

plastic paddy

i am one of these, my father was born in ireland and so were all four of my grandparents. this makes me plastic. Hopefully not always used as an offensive term as my dad calls me it. lol.

he was born over in england, has done more research on irish history and been told every irish story his dad knows, learnt to drive on a tractor in ireland. Hes a plastic paddy.

by dox89 October 8, 2006

Plastic-rock

Plastic rock is a term {as defined by me,because i coined it} that jokes about the RockBand & GuitarHero craze because instead of taking the time to learn how to play an actual instrument and with all the money spent on these things; you could have bought yourself,or your kid, an actual instrument.But these everyone is getting lost in the fact that the game makes it easy to pretend to make music.With the new Guitar Hero World Tour,you can actual make your own tracks with preloads,im sure.
Its just taking away from culture and drowning people in nonsense brainmelting electronics.

Hey I thought it was as cool as the next person,but I actually play music,real music.

Hey dude, pretty soon all music will be electronically and easy produced for anyone to do,its gonna be the Plastic-Rock era.

by Josh {everyone knows me} F**K January 9, 2009

plastiche

A pastiche of plastic surgery.

Melanie Griffith is so plastiche!

by Brie Fromage June 27, 2006

Plastic Bag

When skinny person often by a russian floats in the wind when it is breezy in the motion of a plastic bag floating through the wind.

Mole: Hey look at that russian boy floating through the wind

Skelly: yeah he is such a plastic bag.

by Chatterchatter123 August 6, 2011

plastic

Stupid little girls, and moron little gay guys whom think only about their BF's or GF's, "friends", appearance, hairdo, nails, and summarized CRAP!. We all got to destroy them, people like that should not live. ¬¬

"Oh Chloe, do you like my nails?, i just came from the beauty salon, i got to call Jonny because we are planning something for tonight...WE'RE GONNA WATCH SHREK 2!!" ----> that sucks!

by räch July 7, 2004

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004