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Plastic-rock 

Plastic rock is a term {as defined by me,because i coined it} that jokes about the RockBand & GuitarHero craze because instead of taking the time to learn how to play an actual instrument and with all the money spent on these things; you could have bought yourself,or your kid, an actual instrument.But these everyone is getting lost in the fact that the game makes it easy to pretend to make music.With the new Guitar Hero World Tour,you can actual make your own tracks with preloads,im sure.
Its just taking away from culture and drowning people in nonsense brainmelting electronics.

Hey I thought it was as cool as the next person,but I actually play music,real music.
Hey dude, pretty soon all music will be electronically and easy produced for anyone to do,its gonna be the Plastic-Rock era.
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fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.
Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!
fake plastic rock by AL9000 January 24, 2009

plastic rocket 

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.
Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.
plastic rocket by YungBillyJet December 16, 2016

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026