pee orgasm

A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.

Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.

by Rey December 09, 2003

Mock Pee

The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.

Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.

Damn, that mock pee incident was funny... he still doesn't realize it was a fake out.

by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010

gacha pee

Gacha pee is a new way of gacha heat after it has been banned on tik tok

Someone: hey do you dl gacha pee?
Y/n: no thats just like gacha heat, which is disgusting!

by 💀🍭 Smellytulips 🍭💀 August 25, 2021

pee saw

noun. a forceful stream of urine that a man uses to a) cut through damp toilet paper that has been left unflushed from a previous visit or b) partially clean the toilet bowl of embarassing residue.

man- there was some tp left in the toilet, so i shredded it with a pee saw to make sure it would flush.

woman- ew.

by uniquepseudonym December 05, 2010

Pee tang

Urine person drinks to hydrate oneself

Kevin: I'm thirsty but there's no water around
Alia: Go drink your own pee tang

by Sirscoobydoodoo April 18, 2016

pee sting

someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee

mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

pee sweeper

When youre gjving a girl a rim job and think youre finishing but you really just peed but she keeps going because she thinks its cum.

This guy was fucking me in the ass the other day and i asked him for a rim job and instead he accidently gave me a pee sweeper.

by Cole Blowens December 12, 2017