oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 4, 2014

blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018

Full parakeet

When a person is so drunk, they mistake their own reflection in the mirror for another person.

Yeah man, he did it again. Robert was so wasted, he got into a shouting match with his own reflection for an hour. Dude went full parakeet.

by hipduds July 6, 2018

Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”

Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”

by tpih2324 March 3, 2022

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

Parker Addis

Someone who runs around a room full of guys naked

Hey you guys this guy went Parker Addis on us last night

by Overlord Wes November 19, 2014