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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?
Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life
Penis by jkgnkf July 24, 2015
something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).
that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.
penis by silent joe(cant talk) November 25, 2003
he has a wrinkly penis
penis by penis December 12, 2002
My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.
penis by Jm November 11, 2004
The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...
Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.
penis by shemp February 19, 2005
what's hard on me at the moment
i'm about ready to make the seat wet
penis by MasterX November 4, 2004