Definitions by jkgnkf

Penis 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?

Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life

Penis by jkgnkf July 24, 2015

Blazian

An Asian person who pretends (or has themselves convinced) that they are black.

"Wo, bruh, did you see the Blazian Asian back there?"
"Ya, I did. She was speaking Japanese and eating fried chicken at the same time."
"creepy..."

Blazian by jkgnkf July 18, 2015

skye 

a fat ass bitch with huge fucking tits (but not in a good way). she talks and talks and talks and talks until your ears fucking bleed. shes pushy and doesnt know when to shut the fuckity fuck up. the worst part is shes annoying but doesnt know it

Skye, shut the fuck up you fat ass bitch.

skye by jkgnkf February 26, 2015

brad 

an annoying bald fat guy who will fuck up your life by lying and making you feel absolutely worthless and then makes up excuses for fucking everything

hello you fatass brad, go suck a big fat dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

brad by jkgnkf February 26, 2015