Oh My Goi 

A valley girl way to say, "Oh my god!"

"Oh My Goi Rachael, what did you do??"

Oh My Goi by lanceiskeithsman October 3, 2016

Oh my gosh chipotle

A kid friendly version of, Bitch please.

When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.

Oh my gosh chipotle by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017

oh my gouad

the basic bitch way of saying oh my god

**can also be spelled:
gaoud
goud
gouid

*some peasant runs into you*
*turns around* *flips hair* *annoyed hand motion*
"OH MY GOUAD"

oh my gouad by themostswegedgelord April 13, 2017

oh my goxd 

Another form of the historical "Oh My God"
This form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amusement at something absurd/morbid/extreme

A: "Our Daughter is an STD, K, plain and simple.. I'm sorry I did that to us. All of us... I just.. I just saw that booty and was like 'I gotta put my man-bits in that.' I am sorry."
K: "Oh My GoxD, Hahahahahah"

oh my goxd by Bananadile August 10, 2017

Oh my Lordy

Exactly annoyed

Can you shut up, oh my Lordy !!!

Oh my Lordy by Myah <3 October 20, 2017

oh my wetness 

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

oh my wetness by Smurfton December 19, 2017

oh my knob 

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

oh my knob by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018