Nolan

If you ever tried to date Nolan, it’s a very bad idea because he will turn his back on you and stab you in the back and then the face and then he’ll eat your spleen He’s the most ugliest guy in the world. He’s a fem boy he’s gay and has a big nose.we hate that guy

The last time I saw Nolan , I hit myself in the face with a bowling ball because he is ugly

by Funnygoat10001 November 5, 2022

Nolan

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.

Me : Oh that's Nolan right?

Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute

Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot

by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Noalani

Noalani is the funniest prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She'll always joke around with you and make fun of you whenever she gets the opportunity. Has had a million boyfriends and a hopeless romantic at the same time. Keep a hold of her cause you'll never find a girl like her.

"Noalani is so stupid, I love it"

by Iamthenerdinyourdreams December 15, 2022

Nolan

verb. to engage futilely and ceaselessly in crying, and pouting for the attention of others

Steve: Tim is really nolan-ing today.
Me: ain't nobody got time for that

by yelloh January 7, 2023

Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.

guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade

by Sotamboys January 8, 2023

Nolan

Pogger gamer who likes math rock and bitter coffee

Dang that Nolan can really keep up with the polyrhythms and the PC gamin

by blooperscoopertrooperflooper January 24, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.

Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!

by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023