Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

by Maraqui February 11, 2012

Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics

Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax

by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010

tax the vicar

shocking, outrageous

tax the vicar thats bad

by steevy price price price March 22, 2003

tax reform

A euphemism for increasing your taxes to decrease taxes on those wealthier than you.

We need tax reform so billionaires can keep more of their ill gotten gains . Sincerely, D.T.

by wizzbang56 November 6, 2017

fanum tax

i have no fucking idea what this shit is pls someone explain

sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax i js wanna b ur sigma

by maattie October 14, 2023

tax collector

A pauper.

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.

by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009

pink tax

the proven theory that women, though only paid 78% as much as men, pay more for everyday things branded 'for women' than men do, such as 'women's shampoo, 'women's razors, and 'women's deodorant.

because of pink tax, sandy paid $5 more for shampoo than Johnny.

by pbm02 May 8, 2015