Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.
On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.
by Maraqui January 22, 2012
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