i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

by Captaincease November 21, 2019

muddy

1. A term for someone whos dirty or has poor hygeine. similar to scrubby
2. An act that is considered foul
3. Someone who has low morals

1. "Have you seen him lately hes lookin totally muddy"
2. I cant believe she did that in a bathroom thats so muddy"
3. "How could he go out with her everyone knows shes muddy"

by Cc May 13, 2005

muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

Muddy Snowplow

While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.

"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"

by gaultourrie January 17, 2009

muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

muddy warrior

After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.

Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?

by The Brown Parrot August 29, 2015