good morternoon

something you say to greet good friends politely when you meet them from 10:30am to 11:59am

Anson: Good morternoon Martin! How're you doing today? Prepared for the Exco meeting?

by Manson the Honkee March 2, 2020

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Sad mortem

The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down

The ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

Sad mortem

The words the bringer of the law ushers when he feels down or sad

Warden the ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

Vorte-Morten

It means you're beautiful in danish

"Omg you're so vorte-morten"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

Post-Mortem Meme

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.

This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:

by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023

Madelyn Mortenson

Shes blonde and shes annoying. she cheats on her bf, mark. she hates everyone for no reason. she has her little minions who are annoying and they also dont like her. She also dumps a guy because she got bored of him. that guy deserves way better than her anyways. i feel so bad for her current boyfriend. she also posts about being "kind" like hello? anyways hope you feel better cuz u definitely need it.

madelyn mortenson

by itssophiehaha November 29, 2023