Melody

Melody is such a bae. She is so nice, funny and amazing! She always sees the best in people. She makes everyone laugh with her pranks. Melody always chews gum in class and always gets away with it with her charm. She is super pretty. Melody is the only one who can pull off wearing a headband in class. She is so smart she beats us on everything without even trying. People give her information when she doesn't ask for it. She will never tell your secrets or betray your trust. She's popular without trying to be.

New girl: Who's that?

Classmate: Oh it's Melody

Melody by themosthonestopinion April 24, 2019

White melon 

the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.

i couldnt find a girl so i just did a white melon

White melon by fatguy21 April 26, 2010

Melon Play 

Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.

"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"

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Melon Play by Ebonyks September 16, 2014

MelonSqueezy 

One sexy motherfucker with a BBC

Oh look! It's MelonSqueezy

MelonSqueezy by Melons123HD December 15, 2016

Holy Melon 

A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.

Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.

Holy Melon by Grace Bose November 20, 2019

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

fleshy cunt melon by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

Melon 

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

Melon by Right in the bum May 17, 2016