mathiew

Mathiew is a long name for a short guy, he is mostly known for sending memes and are also quite queer.

Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !

Oh, there's mathiew in the scooter squad

Mathiews such a fag

by KKK then August 12, 2017

Mateisha

The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END

great story huh?

Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.

dayum that girl has brown eyes she must be mateisha

by lushywushy October 24, 2012

Maths

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
S: (the s at the end of humans)

Oh god, we have Maths next period.

by BionicYeti March 1, 2017

mateisexual

Someone who has a very big crush on someone named Matei.

My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.

by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021

matheson

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

Maths

A super good subject. To me, it's really easy at first but hard if you don't study. I'm called Prof. J because of my knowledge and intense studying:

'Mazing stuff,

Awesome learning
To everyone alike
High school learns it too
Strong walls of IQ help build up intellect.

Guy: MATHS is cool! Ain't it?
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree! So admirable!
Guy: The algebra, the sin, the vectors, the trigonometry...
Teacher: Wonderful speech! Ya' get Maths points for that!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ProfMathodian04 January 22, 2021

Matis

Awesomeness

...Matis is simply awesome...

by {User Handle} January 31, 2021