monster-face 

oral sex involving pushing the giver's head into the receiver's pelvis so hard as to injure the face of the giver.

I monster-faced your mother so bad last night, she lost most of her teeth.

monster-face by Norristonian April 18, 2004

Monster Girls

Girls with inhuman characteristics. Most of them only want one thing; sex. Made by degenerates, for degenerates.

Person 1: "Did you hear Kyle is into Monster Girls?"
Person 2: "Such a weirdo..."

Monster Girls by TylerGaming101_YT September 8, 2022

Monster Mash 

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

Monster Mash by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

Monster Thickburger

The thing in the front of my pants.

My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.

Monster Thickburger by John Stockton's Shorts December 17, 2004

Monster Goose 

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

Monster Goose by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

Monster Jam

the biggest bong hit you've ever seen

(Juan-Carlos rips a massívo rip, holds it for like, six seconds, lets out a big huge cloud of smoke)

Ramon- holy frijoles, Juan-Carlos ! that was quite the monster jam ! only now there's none for me, you greedy fuck !

Monster Jam by JrBcnChz June 13, 2010

Monster Popsicle 

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

Monster Popsicle by philhawk69 August 22, 2010