Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

Landing Strip

Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip

Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip

by LeeStories October 29, 2019

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.

(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"

by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006

Leandro

Leandro is a moderately tall wide guy who sucks at basically every game he plays. He spends hours apon hours on games that he will never improve on unless it’s fifa. His little brother Lucas is very whiny and has a tendency to show his 2 inch penis to Leandro’s friends. Leandro also has a tendency to look at, molest and bait little children as there are several underage rape victims coming out with their story every day. He forces himself upon his male friends occasionally but everyone says no except his friend Sebastian as they make passionate love while playing fortnite

Graeme: Dawg you hear about Leandro

Hunter: Yeah isn’t he that fat nonce that rapes five year olds?

by Autistic pidgeon July 29, 2020

gangsta leanin

(adj): tight; fly; all bad; hard

D'BO always be gangsta leanin when she roll through da 'hood.

by D'BO September 26, 2003

leander

alvin the chipmunk and a fatty lumpy garbage

leander is ssssssooooooooo fat

by 87lover.lit May 24, 2019