Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!

Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???

by Barbee_official June 18, 2014

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lancerbye

Modified computer integrated system. AI characteristic and enhanced level of human interface engineering.

Lancerbye hacked my account. Watch out!

by Johhny the lemon furry March 11, 2017

Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018