Kirked

When you’re spouting shit in a game and then get shot out of no where.

That guy got kirked.

by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

to kirk

To shoot someone in the jugular as in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, usually resulting in death.

A: Did you see how the football hit John?

B: It seemed like the guy wanted to kirk him!

by ccrmsn November 18, 2025

Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010

Charlie Kirk

When a minority group calls a caucasian male " Charlie Kirk" it is a threat to be murdered.

When a group of latinos call out "Charlie Kirk" to you, it's a threat of violence.

by Lupy1234 December 14, 2025