The Kiddery

The act of impregnating a woman on a drunk night out

Hey guys did you hear that Jesse got lucky the other night, too bad he gave her the kiddery

by David Elsewhere July 6, 2018

kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.

Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.

by pervert 2 July 28, 2011

Kidlex

(n) Calling someone kidlex is basically saying they can get any girl they want, not care about girls or there feelings , and accuring alot of money.

"Oh wow, kidlex just stepped through."
"That's it?"

by sleeptimelouie October 4, 2011

kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo

"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"

by derping chicken December 30, 2011

kidney prodder

an other name for a penis

I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.

by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012

kidie fidler

A molester

Daragh is a kidie fidler

by shdwrder March 18, 2017