Trinity Keller

a cheeky sket who lies to her fans and is racist to british people. a muff muncher and a right lezza who sucks up to other lads when she has a boyfriend.

“ew cheeky sket”
“who? trinity keller?”
“yeah she’s a right muff muncher, chomping on shamima’s inflated clit yeh”

by cheekysket April 30, 2019

kelven

1. The definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. The name for a tiny little hairless dick.

3. Commonly seen in the wild grass, searching for drunk young girls to attack.

Girl: Hey there wanna go to third base?

Boy: Yea sure *unzips pants*

Girl: *looks at dick* oh, sorry, I didn't know that you're a Kelven. Hello, tiny friend.

by dick-tator October 15, 2014

kellan

a ginger.
a daywalker.

kellan put some clothes on you're blinding everyone in the house.
kellan: i need sunblock! spf 1309547!

by beta874984 October 23, 2008

helen keller

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Hellen Keller Pants

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009

Helen Keller

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008