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Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.
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A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.
Johanne by Rdfu February 18, 2018
A girl with some of the biggest boobs you've ever seen. Possibly FFF's
Friend one: wow check out the rack on that girl!
Friend two: I know, she must be a Johanna

Johanna Wagstaff 

Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
Johanna Wagstaff by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.

He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.

If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.

He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.

If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome
Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
Johan by Nahok September 25, 2018