Central Jersey

The area in New Jersey located inbetween North and South. Home of the infamous Raritan Valley, this area is arguably the most ideal area to live in NJ... Halfway in between NYC and Philly, easy access to the turnpike and parkway, and there are roughly seven malls within a 25 mile radius in Central Jersey. Central Jersey also offers the smartest kids in Jersey. Plus, Central Jersey is the home area to the Boss Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito, and former all-great Quarterback Joe Theismann. If you want to witness how a true Jerseyan acts, go to any strip mall located in Central Jersey. Oh, and Great Adventure we have. We don't call it Six Flags... Thats when you know a fuckin' foreigner is here, when they call Great Adventure "Six Flags". Please. Theres a fuckin' Six Flags in Dallas, Kentucky, Georgia, Missouri, California, and Illinois. But there's only one true "GREAT ADVENTURE".. and you can find it right here in Central Jersey boyy.

Matt: "Yo, where you at?"
Joe: "Central Jersey, yo."
Matt: "You at da mall?"
Joe: "Hell yeah boy!"
Matt: "Which one?"
Joe: "It's either Menlo or Woodbridge I can neva tell da difference."

by Biggzz May 21, 2008

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

Jersey Guy

A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.

"jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds"

by true jersey girl December 9, 2008

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.

In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.

by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

New Jersey

The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.

Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.

by Inspector Gadget August 19, 2004

get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by njsfinest4ever August 19, 2006

Jersey Left

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

by 3dPoop June 10, 2009