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Jerkanoff

someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.
1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!
by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009
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jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
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jerk tent

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.
by biglerm April 22, 2011
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jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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jerk around

to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .
Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
by HichemFerdes December 17, 2016
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Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!
by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019
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jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019
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