Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 03, 2013

J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)

It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!

by James December 22, 2003

j-cup

The ultra-class size breasts of women within the realm of japanese pornography.

J-cup stars are awesome. Some of the best are Matsushima Marina and Ohura Anna.

by Blake J-Cup Fan November 07, 2005

J. Arthur

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.

"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."

by bernard leonard October 26, 2007

J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 29, 2011

Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY

This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.

by PtOWN$$VA May 08, 2011