Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

itami

For those of you uneducated folk; Itami means 'pain' in japanese.

Also, for fear of being left out; Itami is a guy who never misses an opportunity to make fun of people who feel they are so high above everyone else, from koto to itz I'm sure you've seen many more on urbandictionary

'What's wrong..?!'
'Ahh. Itami! Itami! *Points to his elbow*'
'Okay, let me go get a band-aid.'


Itami is the biggest asshole, ever. *Mocking tone* I wish I could be as koto -- I mean -- as Itami as that.

by Itami July 12, 2005

italian

People from the country of Italy. We don't wear gold chains, or organized in the mafia. We don't have fake accents and eat pizza 24/7.
We are just normal people that need a chance. Everyone picks on us, because they act like we are 'white' which in fact, we are Latin. Yes. Latin. They say Italian girls are one of the prettiest in the world. We get picked on so much because of how our hair looks, or our brown eyes. Jealous much?
Our olive skin doesn't look disgusting. It makes us unique, along with everyone else.
We have a great culture, history, language, food, family, and lives.
I'm Italian. I'm proud. We're proud. We aren't concieted like you guys think we are, we are just living our lives the fullest and the best we make it.

Bob: YO DAWG IM ITALIAN AND I SPEAK ITALIAN! CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO.
Alisia: Sia calmo! Non mi preoccupo!
Bob: ZOMG LIKE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Alisia: If you really say you are 'Italian' and you 'speak Italian' you most likely will know.

by outtathisworldsavvy April 3, 2007

Italian

A language that is impossible to learn, because every Italian citizen speaks it differently.

My grandparents both claim to speak Italian, but they don't understand eachother.

by oboemastah July 26, 2007

italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

by scabbrain April 5, 2010

italian queen

The mother of an italian princess.

Just look at any italian princess & you'll know that there's an italian queen supporting her.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 12, 2011

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011