Honorary Italian

Someone who is either not Italian by blood, or has little Italian blood, who was raised in an Italian family. Example, someone who was adopted into an Italian family.

Joey isn’t actually Italian, but we consider him an Honorary Italian

by hischransen December 21, 2022

Italian Raider

When you cum in a womens ass after she takes a shit.

Dude, I got so kinky last night, I gave this girl the Italian Raider.

by LilBishGavin December 1, 2018

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017