iPhone

The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)

"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"

by LOLninjacat October 1, 2008

iPodemia

Do you hate iPods?
Would you like to see an iPod been smashed?

If all answers to above questions is Yes then you are suffering from iPodemia

I have iPodemia... I HATE IPODS!!!!!

by uber_cookie February 4, 2006

iPhonese

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.

Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened
Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.

by Joe Charlier December 22, 2008

ionesc

to be damn sexy and wanted by all girls :P

that guy is almost as handsome as ionesc

by German May 13, 2005

iPhone-Obvious

It becomes obvious that one is creeping on an iPhone on Facebook when each of their comments/wall posts/statuses starts with a capital letter - as opposed to a computer where a capital letter where not be used.

tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'

heckler: Haha yeah

tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.

heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?

by tcfildes April 24, 2010

Ipodery

The things you can do with your ipod.

You find things out so quickly with that Ipodery

by wordmane1111 December 20, 2010

iPhone Taxi Looser

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.

Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...

by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010