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ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
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ipod touch
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video ipod

vid-A-oh I po-D:video ipod
Device used to view videos, listen to music, or used to hunt numerous small, fur-barring animals, such as squirrels.
"OMFG!!! Did you see what my video ipod did to that freakin' squirrel ?!?!?"

"Wow!! Pink Floyd just pwnd that freakin' chipmunk!!"
by J.J.M. February 18, 2008
mugGet the video ipodmug.

iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.
I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!
by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012
mugGet the iPod touchmug.

-IPOD thief

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.
that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.
by IhateThieves January 5, 2010
mugGet the -IPOD thiefmug.

ipod shuffle

when someone is listening to thier ipod, you run up behind them and knock them out and drag them somewhere and start to do sweet things to them.......
i let that bitch know wat and ipod shuffle really does......
by p-razz January 18, 2007
mugGet the ipod shufflemug.

small iPod

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music
Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.
by KTHXBOI November 15, 2007
mugGet the small iPodmug.

ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation
Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle
by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009
mugGet the ipod Fondlemug.

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