Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Sling ya hook

Used to tell someone to be quiet and go away.

"You're clapped"
"Oh sling ya hook"

by demigod-dictionary July 27, 2018

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Hooker Pancaking

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...

Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?

by EEby October 12, 2010

hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.

I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.

by B e t h a n y January 12, 2008