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Frosted Flakes

Frosted flakes is a cereal thats really fuckin good
by ǝuǝפ October 30, 2023
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devils flake

The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe
by Stebaker77 April 21, 2017
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flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks
"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
by Soup bones April 1, 2021
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flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”
by Madssawy January 2, 2021
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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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