beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

by zwibble de jah jah June 27, 2006

YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

nacho fucked

when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.

Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.

by stuffedpepper January 13, 2008

got me all kinds of fucked up

It means you're fucked up by all this shit. You just can't deal with this anymore. Like what the fuck? This shit got me fucked up. Im out bitches.

"Ms. Smith is giving us so much work man, she got me all kinds of fucked up!"

by Bowdownbitches February 23, 2015

fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

by eggy mule August 19, 2010

fucked

totally screwed over

Dam we're fucked

by hell December 11, 2002

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001