Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Farlingerer

A colloquial Victoria, BC term for someone who murders dolphins for sport. It's a really nasty pejorative.

"Brian is a real Farlingerer!"
"You son of a gun, I will kill your entire family like he murdered those dolphins."

by BBKeys September 22, 2022

farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail

i just took a massive fart on farting day

by farting day November 27, 2022

farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023

fartingflapper

The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .

Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Farting

(noun) The smell of a good time.

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.

by yak_thrifty March 7, 2023

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023