Fallen Kingdom

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
And that was when I ruled the land

It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine calls my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land
x2

guy1: hey bro, you remember fallen kingdom?

guy2:NO WAIT DON-

guy3:I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay!

by MinecraftMan2:ElectricBoogaloo February 21, 2020

Fallers

Fans of the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls.

"Nikki told you she has a crush on Dipper? OMG all of our friends are Fallers now!"

by Tom the Fanboy July 6, 2013

roger taylor’s falsetto

Roger Taylor (of Queen) has the most angelic voice anyone has ever heard of. He can reach the highest falsettos any male can ever reach. Just listen to In the Lap of the Gods live at the Rainbow, and also listen to ‘39

Did you listen to that song with Roger Taylor’s falsettos?

Duh, they are AMAZING!

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Falsejizz

When someone gets excited over something that will not happen.

Thinking you're going to win the lottery is a falsejizz.

by HonkyPanda March 6, 2015

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

Falesia

The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.

A word created by author and poet John Coney

sometimes I get falesia when I think of my girlfriend, what if she doesnt love me unconditionally?

by JMC03 December 15, 2021