Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.

Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.

by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010

Drinks from the fairy cup

Someone who is homosexual.

You know that guy John? He drinks from the fairy cup.

by NM19 February 10, 2007

fairy dust

cocaine, other snortable drugs (white in color)

i need to get a fix of some fairy dust cuz this withdrawal is killin me

by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

flingle fairy

a fairy who flings dinggle berries

that is one awesome flingle fairy!!

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Mary Fairy

Whenever it smells like pot, blame it on the Mary Fairy.

"Why does it smell like weed in here?"
"What? Huh, musta been the Mary Fairy."
"The what?"
"She just flew by..."

by Janie Smith'e March 23, 2009

Grundle Fairy

Much like the tooth fairy, this little creature comes to men around the age of 12 and blesses the poor soul with hair on his taint. After many years this fairy will come back and shave the region for a few nickels placed under his pillow.

Young boy: Dude the grundle fairy come and put hair down there!
Older man: Dude, this fucking grundle fairy better come tonight cause I keep getting god damn dingle berries in my taint hair and if I shave it I usually just cut my balls up.

by The there guy October 14, 2011

George the Street Fairy

A curious ape prostitute that may have a somewhat orange complexion.

George the street fairy is playing on the monkey bars..
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

by George the Street Fairy September 27, 2009