East Union High School

A high school in Manteca California that’s filled with weird ass teachers and nothing but annoying ass VSCO girls and hood dudes. Most of the girls are big ass hoes

“I don’t wanna transfer to East Union High School that shits ass asf”

by El cuhhh November 2, 2019

EasterEgg5forV

EasterEgg5forV is the 5th easter egg for her anniversary. Part of a bigger gift.

-You still have to claim your gift.
-omg how many easter eggs are there
-many. You still haven't found EasterEgg5forV
-a what?
-dictionary

by AlexanderTheG February 18, 2021

East side emma bucholzzzz

is is a girl, whom has redish blondish hair, played a star in a school play and looks like a minion. but her forehead is bigger.

i would hate to have a east side emma bucholzzzz forehead

by mav.castle March 12, 2021

East is up

A term for Ohio fans, encouraging the listeners to think. The sun rises is the East. The time is now.

Also could refer to an amusement park (Cedar Point) East Cedar drive.

East is up on the low-low.

Dont give in, east is up.

by LunaBassist January 27, 2021

easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

Easterly

A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.

Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.

A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.

Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.

The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli

Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.

John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!

Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.

by Anatomous October 14, 2023

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010