elmer

an elmer is what you would call someone who was made fun of during their younger years, this would not be because of the crulty of the other students, but because the child in question had brought it upon himself. Brought on by strange behavior such as the consumption of glue (elmer refering to "Elmer's Glue").

Melvin was an elmer because of his strange habbit of eating crayons

by cory sasloglou May 5, 2006

emere

A person who doesn't really care for others and isn't very fond of other people. An ignorant,narcissistic ass.

Emere is the crowned prince of douchebags

by Demon Neon August 24, 2017

4th chaos emerald

Whers that DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN 4th chaos eemard ?

Friend: whers that DAAAMN 4th chaos emerald ?????!?’vnvvnnvnv
Me: you said a bad word 😟
Fridd: stfu boobie were 8 we can say damn and crap😎

Me: o ok

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Emerald Dreams

The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind

She sleeps in Emerald Dreams.

I want you to deep dive in an emerald dream.

by Flamesd August 24, 2016

Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

emergentism

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018