drawbridging

The act of taking a dump in someones anus and causeing that person to have an orgasm.

1.He loves to drawbridge.
2.Drawbridging makes me happy.
3.After we finsihed drawrbidging, we left a big mess.
4.Drawbridging can be painful, yet fun.

by moomoofreakyaleek November 29, 2005

drawback

A drawback is when your hairline is messed up and looks unatural.

Look at your drawback man.

by Michael11 April 24, 2006

dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.

1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.

by daverpdx May 3, 2007

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

Bottom Drawer

When you owe a friend money for reasons such as drugs, alcohol, rides, etc....
Then you pay back with an old designer clothing or electronics that you threw in your bottom drawer.

Friend with job:"Yo where's that money bro?"

Friend without job:"Fuck don't have it, can I interest you in a bottom drawer item?"

by RubJackson February 28, 2014

In the drawer

When a person doesn't know he/she is gay/lesbian, but EVERYONE else does. (This person is often found in theatre.)

This is not to be confused with in the closet which implies that the person in question knows about his/her own homosexuality.

#1: Trent: Omg! I went to see Patti LuPone on Broadway last week! It was amaaaaazing!

Lisa: Are you sure you're straight?

Trent: Positive, sweety. I love the ladies :D

#2: Lisa: I can't believe how obvious it is that Trent is gay!

Jessica: Yeah, Trent is mad stuck in the drawer

by pattis baby June 17, 2010

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005