douchebagmonkeyfucker

used as an insult to call someone use as a com back

he says ur an ass hat (you say) fuck off u douchebagmonkeyfucker (it has to be said like it is one word)

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

douchebagness

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.

He has an air of douchebagness about him.

by Sabrianna February 22, 2010

Douchebag Bisoned

When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.

"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...

by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011

Douchebag

someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return

My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor

by Kevin Yao October 1, 2015

Beta Douchebag

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012

Douchbag Rainbow

Phenomenon used to explain that douchbags come in every shape and colour. Used primarily as a new category of people to be racist towards (to combat regular racism).

Man the cast in that movie was from the douchbag rainbow.

by KyroKiller September 7, 2009

douchebag

A person who is or resembles Kanye West.

That egocentric douchebag has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.

by LizzieDizzie September 19, 2009