dankilicious

form of dank meaning way awesome and just totally badass. there is no higher degree of awesomeness than dankilicious.

Dude, did you just see that? yeah dude, that was dankilicious.

by sydneywillsaydank December 23, 2009

Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015

Dinkie

A penis, with the lack of an erection.

My dinkie hangs low.

by Peter Eater May 13, 2005

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by chris October 27, 2003

danking

combining dancing & wanking, can lead to ejection from night club / dance venue & also arrest

Hey Bobby, I was Danking like the king in club mofo last night, was all looking good till one of the bouncers saw my bellend & kicked me out

by uncleknobhead December 8, 2009