jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Diddly Don't

A girl that you wouldn't fuck or "do"

"What do you think of that Karlene chick. She's kinda cute." "What? No way man she's a diddly don't."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

Snap Diddly

Meaning: In your face
Similar to: booyah

"Dude, you just owned me"
"SNAP DIDDLY!"

by Maverick February 23, 2005

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

diddlin

the process of sleeping with multiple individuals in the same household.

My husband was diddlin' the babysitter, the renter and me.

by braddawg August 16, 2006

diddle

verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible

"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"

by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 21, 2006

Diddle

v. To slack off, or spend too much time on small tasks.

Hey! Lusre! I don't want to sit around and watch you diddle!

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 26, 2009