baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

democratted

when bad things happen due to idiotic democrat policies

NPC: "I can't believe that illegal migrant they let out on bond for raping people ended up raping people again."
PC: "Yeah, that 6 year old victim got democratted pretty hard.

by One that can see August 20, 2025

Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

by NylonPimp August 21, 2025

Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.

"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."

by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025

Democrat

A parasite.

“Augh not the democrats, there are so many”

by JimmyCracked_Corn September 10, 2025

Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

January 6th Democrat

A member of the Democratic Party, alleged to be involved in conspiratorial activities or provocative actions related to the January 6th Capitol riot, is defined by behaviors that aim to incite discord within Republican constituencies, thereby contributing to unrest during this occurrence.

We all know that she was part of the January 6th Democrat faction, and therefore, she should be put under scrutiny for her actions.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025