dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 11, 2014

crank the dank

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

by In the can June 06, 2016

dank bait

When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.

Shay is a dank bait to Conner

by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016

Un-dank

When a meme isnt dank enough

Loser1: MLG LOL XD RAWR

Semi-loser2: That was Un-dank

by Sir Memelord Scrubbin The Meme April 08, 2017

dank meem

The dankest type of memes. These memes will make you laugh so hard that it creates an earthquake

"Hey look at this meme. I've never seen one so dank."
*holding in laughter* "THATS NO MEME! ITS A REALLY DANK MEEM"
*asthma attack from laughing*

by Meems4life February 28, 2017

sprankly danks

When you sprinkle freshly ground marijuana into a bowl of shisha for recreational smoking.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some weed to put in this bowl of shisha?

Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."

by Breedlejuice August 04, 2011

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 07, 2006