Dank eye

The redness and irritation in your eyes that's caused by using some danky ass kush

Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"

by Buttany May 12, 2014

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dank bait

When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.

Shay is a dank bait to Conner

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

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dank meem

The dankest type of memes. These memes will make you laugh so hard that it creates an earthquake

"Hey look at this meme. I've never seen one so dank."
*holding in laughter* "THATS NO MEME! ITS A REALLY DANK MEEM"
*asthma attack from laughing*

by Meems4life February 28, 2017

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A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

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