crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.

I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles

by Oh Shit February 8, 2008

Crotch Tingles

The Tingly sensation you get when someone says something dirty to you.

When Nelson said he would frisk me I got major crotch tingles.

by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009

crotchismo

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.

Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"

by Hank T June 14, 2009

Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

by kingpin202 November 24, 2009

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010