Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!
Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!