That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
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The act of intentionally driving your car (or other transportation device) over an uneven surface in order to send sensual vibrations through a woman's erogenous zones.
Sandy asked Dave to drive over the Johnson St Bridge so that she could receive a Cape Breton Rumble Strip
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by JenPaulII October 23, 2009
Get the CLEANING THE CARPET mug.1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.
"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."
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One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!
Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010
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Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
by Stevie Y April 11, 2005
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