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carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.
That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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cape cod

a place that is often mentioned as beautiful and peaceful to live but really has a bunch of rich assholes all driving the same SUV living in big houses that all look the same. other than that there's retired old people everywhere, small shops that charge $100 for a t shirt, private beaches and tons of traffic & tourists in the summer.
"we're going to the cape cod again this summer!"
"oh, great, that will be a TON of fun.."
by diamondgirl7 August 21, 2009
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Cape Breton Rumble Strip

The act of intentionally driving your car (or other transportation device) over an uneven surface in order to send sensual vibrations through a woman's erogenous zones.
Sandy asked Dave to drive over the Johnson St Bridge so that she could receive a Cape Breton Rumble Strip
by Douglas6969 August 23, 2006
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CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS
My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!
by JenPaulII October 23, 2009
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a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.
"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."
by cyclopath July 28, 2015
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carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010
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Panda Carpet

A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.
Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
by Stevie Y April 11, 2005
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