US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.

"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura

by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009

Crackhead

(Verb) using your cut up micro usb cable when your battery isn’t working

Person 1: hey man, my batt isn’t working

Person 2: it’s alright we’ll crackhead it

by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022

Crackhead

Can become your bestie in a second and also act like she’s on crack

Hey the new girls a crackhead

by Dr. Crack June 1, 2020

Crackhead

A drug addict who absolutely loves using crack cocaine.

I'm going full crackhead

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

CRaCkHeAdS

Well cRaCkHeAdS are a groupchat of hoes who care about eachother and would give a life for eachother and yea ;)

Aina loves the cRaCkHeAdS the most in the world.

by spideystank October 15, 2019

Crackhead

A guy who thinks he is hard but actually has a 2 inch cock.

Friend: Hey you need some sleep
Crackhead: mans never sleeps mans is always on full alert the opps are on his case u get me
Friend: he’s on those pills again

by Sheesh Kabab March 22, 2021

Crackhead

An immortal being that haunts any gas station near it's living quarters.

Have you ever seen a crackhead die?
Mom, the crackhead is staring at me.
Jenna is a crackhead.

by Nokaza November 18, 2019