cousin it

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

by M.A.C July 27, 2006

Cousin

A creeper- someone who is doing things such as facebook stalking, acting like a creeper or actually stalking someone.

"Sheesh can you stop being a cousin for a hot minute?"

by DJBUZZCUT November 20, 2011

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 7, 2009

couslings

when 2 kids from sisters have the same dad

michelle and tiffanys kids are couslings

by Why is someone using my name July 22, 2011

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

cousin-boy

A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.

by qdmasta August 17, 2004

Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008