Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

ayre colmon

Ayre Colmon is the type of boy too pipe your sister before a finals game, the type of boy too smash your girlfriend right after hitting a game winner in game 4 . Every girl should get to know An Ayre Colmon face to face ;)

Boy:get away from my girl Ayre Colmon

Girl:😩💦
Ayre Colmon:*winks*
Every Insta Baddie:😫🌊

by C.Knoxx January 18, 2019

Sarah Collins

Sarah Collins is usually small or tiny smart and great dancer .Sarah Collins can be very sassy and make others mad or sad . Sarah Collins loves to get their way but very helpful as well

Sarah Collins said you did that

by Bennie101 March 2, 2019

Ricky Collingwood

A sped kid who cant fight in a argument, cant talk or spell. Just in general is a disabled kid who cant do anything and has nothing offer to this planet.

Hey Collin, remember when I crushed Ricky Collingwood's wind pipe?

by BitLastingg March 18, 2020

Nathan collins

If you know a person called nathan Collins he is probably incredibly gay and is more than likely ginger, when online he randomly turns into a road man at different points in time.

Nathan Collins is a gay guy.

by jack Kennedy May 24, 2020

lily collins

Lily Jane Collins is an English-American actress, model, writer and producer. She is the daughter of English musician Phil Collins and American Jill Tavelman. She was born in Surrey and moved to Los Angeles as a child. Her first screen role was at the age of two in the BBC series Growing Pains. Born: 18 March 1989 (age 31 years), Guildford, United Kingdom
Height: 1,65 m
TV shows: Emily in Paris, Les Misérables, The Last Tycoon, Growing Pains
Parents: Phil Collins, Jill Tavelman.
Lily is the most beautiful, most sweetest, most perfect celebrity ever!

Lily Collins is beautiful ❤️

by Girlthatlovescookies October 14, 2020

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021